Time for some student smackdowns (from my internal monologue)

Mr A: Do you really have to pounce on me the very second I get into the office, every single time? Would it kill you to let me hang up my coat, take a seat, maybe get my computer booted up before you interrogate me about things that you won't need to act on for at least two more years?

Ms M: There is a rather marked difference between asking questions in a graduate seminar and playing word-association games. Please remain silent until you have grasped that difference.

Mr C: That's lovely that you're asking your facebook friends to pray for your spiritual growth and sanctification. You might also ask them to pray for you to bring your damn book to class.