You may put 'em on the list

As M and I begin to look around for jobs -- as we're already doing casually but will start doing in earnest once I'm ordained and his book is done -- it would certainly be helpful to have a list of dioceses in which priests in a same-sex relationship can be licensed. Does anyone know of such a thing? Maybe a map with different colors: red for "no way," pink for "yes, but try not to make a big deal about it," and lavender for "yes."

For some dioceses, of course, the answer is obvious. Yet for a variety of reasons we keep being drawn to areas where the answer is not so obvious. To take just one case, I suspect that the Diocese of My Sojourn is getting ready to turn from red to pink -- but there's no Central Clearing House on Episcopal Attitudes Toward Homosexuality from which an outsider would be able to find that out, and indeed from the outside all the evidence points to the conclusion that the diocese will remain red, world without end.

In the absence of such a list, is there any recourse short of e-mailing the relevant bishops with a query? Would my readers have authoritative information?

There's a prospect for M in Tennessee and for me in West Tennessee. But those are both red, right?

(Bonus points for anyone who can identify the allusion in the title of this post.)