This summer's best lines from Don Armentrout

I'm not sure I got all of these exactly right, but at least they give the flavor:

"Anything from 1960 on isn't history; it's mere rumor."

"Whenever Luther got depressed or half-drunk, he'd crawl back to his baptism."

"If you say something like 'me and my God' in my presence, I will have to kill you. It will be done in love, but I will have to kill you."

"Church and state jumped into bed together, and they both loved it."

“You’ve heard idiots say, you can’t preach doctrine. I would say in all humility, what the hell else is there? Helpful hints for happy living?”

“Who wants to go to Luther for pastoral care? He’d probably be drunk when you showed up.”